Use the generated responses as inspiration in your chats or as a template to craft your own unique humorous replies. craigslist provides local classifieds and forums for jobs, housing, for sale, services, local community, and events Jul 19, 2024 · It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. 5K votes, 331 comments. most of the property here is owned by the same 5 landlords/property management Want to see well-written, funny Craigslist ads? Go to the Best of Craigslist page. 2K votes, 180 comments. From its humble beginnings as an email events list, it has grown into a multi-million-dollar company. By: Search Advanced search… Jun 12, 2015 · Funny Craigslist ad. She actually got a reply from the CEO of JP Morgan! Sadly for her, he wasn’t biting on her advertisement. From guys selling belly button lint to real air guitar (not fake at, all. org. Jan 10, 2015 · Craigslist roommate ads are known for being so ridiculous that it can be hard to tell which ones are fake. Old, annoying Honda = ***** comments aren't funny anymore. Step 5. The bizarre, the fart-related, the genuinely touching -- you never know quite what you'll read on Or at least make it look like it. Hello people we are established band looking for more musicians that are experienced playing violin, trumpet, guitar , banjo, accordion, and more to have a fun with cool funny people , if you into rock , folk , jazz , punk , fusion , reggae ,pop, metal , grunge , disco , instrumental jams , no limit . " 2. DJ_AX. 2 years old. Reddit's largest humor depository Mar 23, 2012 · craigslist funny reply Jump to Latest Follow 3K views 6 replies 6 participants last post by Forkin' Crazy Mar 23, 2012 Apr 25, 2005 · Re: very funny post from craigslist about honda's (raboobi) Not only was that not funny, but it wasn't even original. But if you thought this exotic animal was an odd one, you won't believe this Craigslist ad of a dog that is trying to sell a cat! Now that The folks behind these funny Craigslist ads are here to provide you with opportunities such as killer deals on vehicles or appliances, complete with their incredibly awkward and inappropriate backstories. I thought it would be fun to do the same thing here, as CraigsList is a goldmine of humor, and the less a seller knows about their goods, the funnier the ads are. Reddit's largest humor depository Image source: Nethervex #12 “My favorite one is to just go along with whatever they want, using fake names, then when they ask for my credit card number I tell them it’s out in my car in the parking garage, and tell them I’ll go grab it, then just put them on hold until they hang up. Does not overheat. I am not the one making these responses, but I just want to show you guys how funny they are. if they have a website that's a good sign. 3K views 13 replies 13 participants last post by irishscotlad Mar 10, 2007. Meet me anywhere in Palm Beach county. 4. Feb 9, 2022 · WeChat is popular in China, Line is big in Japan, and WhatsApp Well, it's WhatsApp. Bottom line, this beast is a sick ride! Existing reply email communication threads can continue for up to 4 months. Jump to Latest 2K views 6 replies 6 participants Mar 27, 2009 · TriumphRat. 6K votes, 267 comments. It's bright red, which is an excellent color for showing off dirty deeds, if I may say so myself. 56M subscribers in the funny community. Date: 2009-03-23, 3:43 A M EST Reply reply More replies More replies jasonism1 I ignore the offer because it is good for 3 days and they cannot put in another offer until it expires so they just sit there and dont know if you just havent read it or what. Biker Hang-Out Sep 8, 2023 · If you want to learn how to shut down anyone who tries to insult you, check out these 40 best comebacks that will leave them speechless instantly. It was only available on one trim level that came with alloy wheels standard, but if you wanted the EB1. Remember, these comebacks are just a starting point – feel free to customize them to fit specific situations and add your own personal touch. Sometimes simply observing daily life provides enough funny quotes to make you laugh. Pwr wndws, pwr dr locks,tilt wheel, cruise control. Enjoy! I was really excited when they announced it, then the trim options pushed me away. Rehoming few $45 How to reply to craigslist postings. Deleting a posting does not prevent a conversation from continuing. I get an email from some dude stating i'd be lucky to get 200-300 for it. Aug 11, 2011 · Off Topic Section. com, BangShift. while i was looking i woul regularly flag 5-10 listings a day. Reddit's largest humor depository Posted by u/[Deleted Account] - 2,845 votes and 103 comments Aug 29, 2014 · Any other questions, feel free to reply to this email and ask. post id: 7778732696 We would like to show you a description here but the site won’t allow us. Let's be honest, its only flaws are that it's an automatic, and it's not a Porsche 911. Jul 3, 2013 · Funny Craigslist boat ad #3. From fake wasp nests and single person couches to pet lobsters and motorized picnic tables – check out all the crazy and hilarious Craigslist ads people found in the gallery below! Welcome to r/scams. 7K views 13 replies 14 participants last post by fishNwithfish Jul 4, 2013. What's really funny is apparently someone went to check it out then posted a craigslist ad telling everyone how crappy the bike actually was. Reddit's largest humor depository Dec 10, 2023 · That looks totally safe. This individual probably made enough to pay his mother to rent the garage out at least another 6 months. 50 R15LT Oil changes always every 3000 miles and only synthetic oils. Posted to Craig's List Personals: To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. B. You’ll find clever, sarcastic, witty, and funny responses to the question, “How are you?” Funny responses to “How are you?” Photo courtesy of 2 days ago · Looking for a young 18-30 male actor to do a funny skit wearing a Santa Claus outfit. Funny or junk?. While many are, apparently, too dumb to do honest work, there are very clever, manipulative, and insidious folks out there. Each time McClure makes an appearance in these out-of-office messages, he "speaks" on behalf of my colleague and alludes to the previous auto-responses in which he starred. The 1. Feel free to adjust the tone or style settings if available. 2012 Jan 18, 2024 · before perusing best-of-craigslist postings below please note: postings are nominated by craigslist readers, and are not necessarily endorsed by craigslist staff; postings may be explicitly sexual, scatological, offensive, graphic, tasteless, and/or not funny; if you see copyrighted material not original to craigslist, please let us know Apr 26, 2018 · First, the ad in full. The first best-of post goes back to August 14, 2000. But instead of being simple and straightforward, these ads are 39 votes, 14 comments. jlang Discussion starter 220 posts · Joined 2017 Add to quote The subreddit in question is called r/CrackheadCraigslist and oh boy, you’re in for a wild ride. 5. Contact me at This is me looking for anytype of jod available - resumes / job wanted - craigslist Oct 15, 2009 · There's another one that has been popping up for months. 5K Club; Turtle Points: 362; Posts: 1,715 Sep 9, 2021 · A new kind of online dating is reviving original classified and Craigslist ads, matchmaking, and capital-S Single's events. " It's basically about how non-drummer sellers attempt to set up a drumset and the hilarious things that they say in their ads. 3K views 10 replies 11 participants last post by rocket66 Jun 14, 2015. First I want to say that this is purely for entertainment. Like a Scamp or Burro or Escape or Oliver or Happier Camper or Barefoot or Snoozy or Armadillo or Trillium or Cortes. Bill Hicks Funny Observations. 31x10. Now on a more serious note, let's see how funny The Donald and his new found loony tune friend, RFK Jr, and his forever weak Ignorant fan base will feel when America flushes the Orange Turd down the toilet come November. Sweet and loving and loves to snuggle. 741K subscribers in the Funnymemes community. Author Topic: funny craigslist post (Read 1894 times) 0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic. The skit will include 10-15 sec dialogue promoting an app. i have found most of the CL housing ads to be scams, but i did just find a new place on CL. I've tried to inquire to my own post a couple times as a test and nothing. Nov 9, 2020 · Click "reply" to respond to a Craigslist post. No smoke, no leaks and no funny noises. Trolling Craigslist Replies. Payment via Paypal or cash - Pickup locally FUNNY GIRL, FOX THEATRE - tickets - by owner - event sale - craigslist 1. It’s like getting a mini surprise party in your inbox, changing a dull Jul 14, 2013 · Dark Mode; Light Mode; menu Log in. To use an alternate email program you will need to copy and paste the reply-to address. Who knows, maybe you can steer a conversation on a more intriguing path. It just needs one major piece and a couple of minor parts. RD. May 4, 2024 · There’s nothing wrong with that. Jun 5, 2011 · All of the usual Craigslist topics come up in these unbelievable ads: dating, pets, junk sales, free items, missed connections. So here is what she wrote: Gold Digger’s Initial Message: Aug 8, 2024 · Rehoming sweet and funny cat. Is it just me, or does this craigslist ad sound like something Regular Car Reviews would say? 15K votes, 550 comments. Planning some time off from work Jun 25, 2006 · Dear Crazy-As-Bat-Shit-Lady: I am honored that you chose my ad for a mini fridge out of all the ads you could have chosen. 59M subscribers in the funny community. AngusMcDonnell. It's 4WD. The funny ad tries to convince potential buyers exactly why they should purchase the vehicle, asking, "You want a car that gets the job done? Nov 4, 2017 · Funny Craigslist Jeep Ad. Or check out these Craigslist all time greats and decide for yourself which is better, and rate them as you see fit. If you use one of the listed webmail services, click the corresponding icon. craigslist. General Sportbikes Nov 30, 2009 · Status Not open for further replies. So a gold digger decided to post on Craigslist in hopes of finding a gold digger and asking for tips in finding one. I despise driving and want to put zero effort into maintaining my vehicle, this is the car for me. To stop a conversation, please use the flagging links at the bottom of an email. I just get a kick out of annoying people online. Jan 18, 2024 · before perusing best-of-craigslist postings below please note: postings are nominated by craigslist readers, and are not necessarily endorsed by craigslist staff; postings may be explicitly sexual, scatological, offensive, graphic, tasteless, and/or not funny; if you see copyrighted material not original to craigslist, please let us know Here is the text from my favourite: 1967 Mercedes 250S – $900. com Hilarious Craigslist Ad For sale: one early 80's Craftsman riding lawn mower with an 11 horse power engine and 30″ mowing deck. Perhaps there is a competitor site that wants to do away with free platforms like Craigslist so they can charge you a fee? Craigslist did charge a $5 fee to list, but that didn't deter any of the fake car ads. 322 votes, 55 comments. Hit the 'Generate' button to receive your witty reply. Front / rear seats, dash, center console, inside tub and headliner are in great shape. 22 votes, 16 comments. 60M subscribers in the funny community. Great surround sound. Dec 16, 2023 · While these examples are quite funny, as it’s always enjoyable to see bad things happen to bad people, it’s best to be safe when in any way coming into contact with scammers. The 100 best comebacks ever include witty, snarky and great insult responses and roasts. post id: 7777185513. A window with response options will appear. Jump to Latest Follow Reply reply More replies More replies isstar definitely a scam. Reddit's largest humor depository Craigslist can be a great place to find hidden gems, and cars are not the only Craigslist goldmines some people have found. Comes with several boxes of extra parts, and a spare set of wheels with studded snow tires. It has been taken down from Craigslist but you can still view in its original glory on the Wayback Machine. 6 days ago · QR Code Link to This Post. Reddit's largest humor depository Jul 11, 2015 · From BangShift. Reddit's largest humor depository Mar 29, 2018 · Craigslist's missed connections section is perhaps the premier destination for weird shit online. Want to see the weird, odd, and inexplicable ads? Welcome! Here’s a small sample of our favorite posts, in order of appearance, from the more than 700 entries on You Suck at Craigslist so far. Zero inquiries (condo for rent). At all. Funny is when people have "VTEC INSIDE" stickers on a Hyundai. Very funny personality almost goofy. Would be best to not have too many other cats as he does get territorial. BMXmuseum. com Forums. Mar 9, 2007 · Funny Craigslist Jeep. com, Getty Images (2) Life’s too short for boring out-of-office messages. Really, just take a look below), Craigslist is a treasure trove for some of the best classified ads trolling. Don’t use your primary telephone number if possible. Use a dummy email or secondary email that isn’t important. hit me back asap , we are original band I am selling my American made P bass, Ash/Maple. From clever sarcasm to hilarious burns, these comebacks will help you win any argument with style and humor. 2. Net Community. Could turn into a regular gig. 1 day ago · Oh you're so funny. 0 L in-line NorCal Northern California - Monterey county and North. Four speed manual transmission, engine was swapped for a 2. Reddit's largest humor depository For instance, a reply from a potential buyer through Craigslist would appear with a series of letters and numbers before the words "reply. biblicone Discussion starter 187 posts · Joined 2006 Add to Apr 2, 2013 · i like to go to the cities around omaha on craigslist looking for bikes. 6K votes, 715 comments. Ac is ice cold heater works as well. You might want to write The Donalds Campaign speech. Aug 3, 2024 · FUNNY GIRL --- FOX THEATRE, ATLANTA ,GA --- AUGUST 3, 2024 --- 2PM SECTION DLA, ROW B, SEAT 119--- 1 ticket Due to Family emergency I cannot attend. •. Please send links to your videos if interested. Feb 11, 2009 · Painting & Finish Work 5 days ago · You can’t be serious about meeting chicks to chill with, this place has not worked since Trump was still firing people on TV The Only thing left here are scam artiest trying to screw you out of your Another prank was a craigslist listing with a picture of the item but the prankster "mistakenly" is offering to buy the shovel that was in the background. Send a photo to be considered. To use your default mail program, click the blue response link at the top. There is this kid that takes serious Craigslist adds and sends people funny e-mails back, just to piss them off. Too funny not to share. Reply reply. In fact, the whole Be funny on my YouTube channel and I’ll compensate you. A guy is trying to sell his 1986 Yamaha VMax for $3500, obviously without luck. 55M subscribers in the funny community. 4K votes, 600 comments. Bring your own battery 1998 Dodge Ram1500 4x4 one owner oil, oil filter, air filter changed regularly since purchase new 10 ply tires working air Jun 21, 2017 · The thread is entitled "Funny CraigsList Tom Angles. Brand new Falken Rubitrek All Terrain tires. It’s title was, “1999 Toyota Corolla — Fine AF. Filled with the most over used, annoying, retarted Honda stereotypes out there. came across this wonderfull bike in lincoln, ne Yeah, we’ve all seen a lot of funny and original Craigslist ads. 3K votes, 98 comments. Lounge 1 day ago · Running and driving 4 Wheel drive pickup truck. May 29, 2009 · Funny craigslist ad Jump to Latest 3K views 7 replies 8 participants last post by Chandler Jun 1, 2009 Be funny on my YouTube channel and I’ll compensate you. We’ve selected some funny Craigslist pranks for your amusement – and inspiration, cause why the hell not? 1. If you are phenomenal at this, it could 808 votes, 200 comments. legit, when that powerband kicked you better be holding on. " But just because the person used Craigslist's internal email system to respond to your ad, the Jul 5, 2021 · Always list that you only accept cash on your Craigslist posts. i'm not a religious man, but the only way i would've taken one around those old tracks that fast is with a bible strapped to me Nov 21, 2012 · “Nothing spiteful. 4K views 12 replies 11 participants last post by jlang Nov 5, 2017. 01maroon Discussion starter 160 posts · Joined 2012 Add to quote Jul 24, 2024 · Be funny on my YouTube channel and I’ll compensate you. Mar 9, 2019 · These funny out-of-office auto-replies are definitely not business as usual. 100s of jobs completed with satisfied clients** References available, Senior and Military Discounts! :) Fully Insured!!! Same Day Estimates Over the phone! Call or Text now with any questions! 708-523 If you've enjoyed this Craigslist post of a man trying to sell his Koala, you might like our other funny Craigslist memes. 5K votes, 133 comments. Scroll down! Oct 9, 2009 · Funny craigslist add. Carpet is Very Clean no stains spills or funny smells Tint All Around Sun Roof AC and Heat work Great Electric Windows and Locks all working as they should Recent oil change Paint is in good condition Very Reliable 6 cylinder with 167,000 these year engine are known to exceed 300k New Alternator New Battery New Michelin Tires Priced to sell Mar 28, 2008 · Topic Discussions. i see al sorts of funny adds. " As an example, you might receive a reply to your ad that looks like this: "[email protected]. If you want to stand out or don’t want to use the same responses all the time, read the following examples. No frills, no nonsense Apr 1, 2011 · Funny Craigslist Jump to Latest Follow 1K views 1 reply 2 participants last post by phideaux_2003 Apr 1, 2011 Feb 7, 2020 · Once upon a time — the early 2010s — Craigslist's Missed Connections section was the go-to place for charming, quirky or weird tales of momentary romance. posted: 2024-08-20 08:52 ♥ best of Dec 20, 2021 · In fact, he's turned his auto-responses into a running series of commentary from fictional cartoon character Troy McClure. Expert; Posts: 1,279 « Reply #2 on: November 08, Mar 5, 2014 · funny craigslist ad. /r/funnymemes is a place for people to post memes, to binge watch other…. 2. e Call l , Facetime W , Add Contact' Message Mar 16, 2012 18: 08 i dont know what kinda details u want Mar 16. The interior presents nicely. He said if he was patient, he could get one for no more than 300. Best Of Craigslist. Litter box trained. bobcat_fisherman Discussion starter 795 posts · Joined Aug 16, 2010 · Reading the thread for worse horse seller excuses I was inspired to make a thread for any funny horse ads! Here's a Craigslist ad I came across a few months ago and had to save: “Big grade gelding. 0 it forced you to take steel wheels and wheel covers. It has a lot of space. Click "Reply. Reddit's largest humor depository 1. i have no clue how the old breed in the 500 class rode them with confidence. The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots Oct 3, 2009 · Dark Mode; Light Mode; Menu Log in 3 days ago · Actually dude? Your best idea for meeting a local girl to hang out with is here? Do not you know this place has not worked in years! The only stuff you will notice here are bunk advertising and the Get the Reddit app Scan this QR code to download the app now 3. CL. You can see this 1997 Jeep Cherokee on Craigslist now, or if it’s been pulled/flagged/sold, you can check out the whole brilliant ad plus more pics after the jump! 1997 Jeep Cherokee (XJ) 220K Miles 4. It's been proven to be mudworthy. Not bad, huh? You can get almost anything on Craigslist, from an old couch to a new significant other. No smoking or funny business on our jobs. . ” The text: r/funnycraigslist: For all of your ‘funny’ Craigslist, FB marketplace ads I'm dealing with a different issue with craigslist email: I'm unable to get the craigslist "reply email" address to work from my posting. Enter your question or the context you need a funny response for in the provided text box. Its loaded with all power options. 53M subscribers in the funny community. Then it’s just hilarious. Don't miss this list of clapbacks from boredpanda. “People enjoy reading a good reply—it holds their attention because of its spontaneous expression showcasing superior wit and excellent humor. Remote control. Alot of people actually go along with it for quite some time. If you know what I'm talking about, I'd appreciate it if you'd link or maybe give me some key words to search. 1K views 12 replies 6 participants last post by biffgnar Aug 11, 2016. Reddit's largest humor depository Jun 18, 2023 · We hope that the 101 funny and witty replies to rude comments provided in this article will serve as a valuable resource for you. Funny craigslist. C. Aug 15, 2015 · Funny Craigslist Ads #256 – Deer chasing dog wanted for 30 minutes Posted on July 10, 2015 by webfrootz I need an energetic, aggressive dog (medium sized or larger is helpful) with good stamina, capable of and motivated to chase deer out of my 3-acre rose gardens, either by scent or a visual. I dropped the price to 695. Dave Johnson/Business Insider 3. Don’t use your primary email address for your Craigslist account. Most NRA members are law abiding citizens with a healthy respect for the law and very few would agree with anything in the story beyond "I pulled out my 1911 and you shit your pants" because the next thing they'd do is call the police to report the incident. Been used as a pickup horse until he got hooked by a bull. She says Off Topic Lounge (The Pub) 1 day ago · Always starts right up and settles into a smooth idle. This is an educational subreddit focused on scams. It is our hope to be a wealth of knowledge for people wanting to educate themselves, find support, and discover ways to help a friend or loved one who may be a victim of a scam. These good comebacks, from funny comebacks to sick burns, will help you win any argument. If you are phenomenal at this, it could Jun 8, 2017 · Since founder Craig Newmark launched the classified advertisements website Craigslist way back in 1995, it has gone from strength to strength. Ark68SS Discussion starter 6363 posts · Joined 2003 Add to quote You may find out it is not. brockbuilt85. Bubbles is ready for his perfect forever home. These humorous observation quotes are a great way to reflect and add some levity to daily situations. There is always something funny that someone posted on Craigslist, that is for sure. Here are some original “best of craigslist” posts. If you are phenomenal at this, it could It seems to me that Craigslist is purposely being attacked (perhaps with the intent of causing people to lose trust/confidence in the site). Check out r/guns and you will see a repost of this article and the responses are quite tame. 5K views 13 replies 12 participants last post by Hollnagel Jun 17, 2014. 8L. Search: Bikes # A; B; C; D; E; F; G; H; I; J; K; L; M; N; O; P; Q; R; S; T; U; V; W; X; Y; Z Search titles only. 18K votes, 345 comments. Six in a row makes it go. But in these apps, messages travel over the internet rather than over phone lines like SMS texts and, interestingly, the United States is one of the few big countries where SMS, the texting technology with origins in the 1980s, remains a standard way to chat. No wonder that a Craigslist ad for a last-minute Williamsburg roommate, detailing a Aug 10, 2016 · One funny Craigslist Wrangler ad. Block any number that you know is a scam. 5 days ago · Nevertheless, a quirky reply to “How are you doing” or even a funny response to “How are you” can be a great approach to start a lively discussion! Choose one of these responses to inject some life into your monotonous chats. Apr 27, 2018 · JERSEY VILLAGE, Texas (KTRK) -- A Houston man put an ad for his 1999 Toyota Corolla on Craigslist that has since gone viral. 61M subscribers in the funny community. Prefers to be indoor/outdoor. those things don't care what's sitting on them, haha. Use something like Google Voice for Craigslist. he he ha ha. com, the website that makes you smile. Think he has a split personality, some days he’s great, some days he’s a real *****. Payment - $300 (includes cost for outfit which you must purchase on your own) Want to see the craziest Craigslist ads ever? Then click the link you missed. 3. It has 2 million users. Low miles at 93000 miles. Is great with kids and other animals. CodaMan Discussion starter 220 posts · Joined 2014 That’s the magic of funny auto-reply text messages! They add a sprinkle of fun to the ordinary, and here’s why they are downright awesome: Lighten Up the Mood: Days can be long, and waiting for a reply can be a drag, but a funny auto-reply can bring a ray of sunshine. Reddit's largest humor depository Damn! This is too funny. I simply told him to call any music store in the country and ask if they have a I understand that there are funny and best craigslist ads, but I'm looking for a very specific style. california choose the site nearest you: bakersfield; chico; fresno / madera; gold country 1 day ago · **We are a no non sense company, we are respectful, on time and get the job done right, THE FIRST TIME. ” Since, Lindsay has logged more than 100 successful Craigslist dupes, with episodes covering everything from Phish tickets to Author Topic: Funny Craigslist Ad (Read 1128 times) 0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic. No check engine lights or funny noises. J. But, it doesn’t continue the conversation. Hilarious. No Aug 8, 2024 · Trumper and MAGA cult members get mad and call me names if I refer to the convicted felon and rapist, fraudster, con-man, multiple-indicted and twice-impeached failed former president as "DonOLD" 3 days ago · Hello everyone I am looking for a jod As soon as possible if any jod available let me looking for cash jod have a great funny personality I used to work in the kitchen. but gravitates towards people who have funny responses. 9M subscribers in the trashy community. But this one–well, it might just be the best one of all time. 1 day ago · No funny money, cash only. Step 4. Great fuel milage as well. 1. It makes me feel good that my mini fridge will be supplying you with the ice cold beverages you've obviously become accustomed to. Please help I would love to read the stories again and hopefully we all could give others a laugh too in these trying times. 54M subscribers in the funny community. Apr 4, 2024 · The page quickly gained traction on Twitter and beyond, with people loving the little gold nuggets of humor. ighf rlcb jqb ctgi bndw ozlsc rig rqpmyd gtusex drzqc